Reports are circulating that honest hard working bird Tira-do was at the centre of a conspiracy in 2021 to hack the brains of ‘users’.
Allegations against Tirawire and associates are categorically false.
Today we can reveal the real wrong doers, responsible for all the strange things happening on Finsweet Island lately: Clone Comp.
These evil beings were at the centre of the real conspiracy, to destroy our beautiful island. They sent a huge number of ‘talented’ people here to eat our fruit, steal our treasure!
Speedy the tortoise successfully killed all the unwanted tourists he encountered before leaving the island to win Breakdance Gold at the Olympic Games.
Seemingly oblivious to being stranded, this guy is still dancing his way around the island.
The little bird guy drank the Papaya juice, grew a web'fro and learned to control the spider. He is now king of Finsweet Island.
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You, you, you, it's always about YOU isn't it? What about US?
